My friend
Dennis and I were camped on the shores of a lovely Sierra lake at about
10,000 feet. My WhisperLite Internationale was pumped, primed, and purring
and breakfast was well on its way. Suddenly an incredible aquatic animal
broke the surface of the lake, a mere 10 feet offshore. One can imagine
the shock and horror this sight produced. But I was further stunned as
I watched my fearless friend go bounding over a series of exposed rocks
and leap onto the back of the great beast. There then began a ride the
likes of which I had never seen. Dennis was in his glory, riding the startled
creature as if it were a bucking bronco. I somehow managed to gather my
wits and grab my camera, taking one shot before the water bound behemoth
dislodged my friend. At that point the magnificent beast appeared to be
as startled and frightened as I was and, in what I think was a purely instinctual
reaction, it grabbed Dennis in its mighty jaws and shook him like a rag
doll. I knew I must act fast if I were to save his life. I spied the stove,
quickly pumped it and opened the control valve fully. The little WhisperLite
became a veritable blow torch and it never faltered as I plunged into chest
high water after the enraged beast. The tremendous roar of the stove and
the sight of the blue flames shooting forth struck panic in the heart of
the poor creature. With a violent shake of its mighty head it cast Dennis
ashore and then leapt backwards and to my right, disappearing beneath the
thrashing surface of the water. We never saw it again, though late that
night we heard a most haunting and anguished cry from the middle of the
lake. Dennis was shaken but uninjured and, after my admonishments, was
truly sorry for his reckless behavior. He now understands the magnitude
of our discovery and that a great opportunity was lost. We are planning
another trip to the lake in hopes of reestablishing contact with the creature,
though this time we are anticipating a kinder and gentler encounter. And
of course we shall be taking the WhisperLite, which proved to be a true
life saver.